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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf, via callingorion)

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5, via realslimcaity)

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sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(via courtneyhammett)

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lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

(via the-phamily-business)

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sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

(via smiling-rainbow-6)

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"If we’re destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff—there’s got to be a very powerful energy to fight that.
I think we need more love in the world.
We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter.
I definitely want to contribute to that.”

Ellen DeGeneres

(Source: brittany-carel, via s-taywonderful)

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i was talking to my friend on facebook and this is what the conversation led to… (sing it like the words to love is an open door in frozen)

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guy:

why can’t my parents be as comforting as patrick

(via inspirebefore-youexpire)

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Anonymous
What is stronger love or hate?

nostalgicjoy:

Love. While hate is all-consuming and powerful just like love, it’s typically a by-product of anger and hurt. I mean, there are negative aspects of love, but in its purest form, in my opinion, love is stronger. It binds people more than divides them, which is unlike hate. Hate often leads to dividing people rather than binding them. Plus, isn’t it love, not hate, that we crave? Do we prefer people to hate us than love us? Would we rather be hated than be loved? Both emotions motivate people to do the extremes in some cases, but with love, it’s more often due to positive reasons. Hate is far more destructive, and love is the backbone of society. It is through which relationships and families are built upon.

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castielcampbell:

kurloz-in-a-box:

somekidsaregaythatsokay:

Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.  

Just to point this out

he looks really sad about the no football one

(via so-what-if-i-love-her)